Bridal Shower

Ok just got back from the first bridal shower that i've ever attended and proceeded to alienate myself typical creepy snake style.

List of creepy things I did:
-insisted on sitting in the furthest corner of the room and refused to give it up so friends could sit next to each other
- picked at my nails with the table confetti
- picked at my teeth with the table confetti
- told someone the table confetti looked like a dude making a puppet out of a woman's severed head
-insulted the beverages and told the bar tender i was dying of thirst
- cheated at the game that lets you take home the center piece
-took home 2 other people's favors plus mine so i'd have a set
- ate part of the favor- before dinner
- ripped a roll in half and put the other back (after picking at myself with the table confetti)
- wore all black
- loudly announced that the vibrator they chose as a gift was sucky with batteries
- announced that in front of my mom
-traded pieces of entree behind someone's back
- wore dark sunglasses inside
- refused to converse
- stole someone's napkin
- threw table confetti in the carafe of water
- put table confetti inside of the pen they were using to write addresses
-then stole the pen
- left after every meal course to have a cigarette
- didnt say hello to the bride's mom

yay for being socially awkward!

moral: I was bored as fuck for a few hours but made out like a bandit